Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Congratulations!


Congratulations to my pal Blee on his succesful vasectomy.
His doctor advised him to keep a package of frozen peas in his shorts until the swelling goes down.
(Make your own jokes here)
He told me all about the procedure- he was awake for it. It doesn't sound that bad except for the swelling afterwards, but I'll spare the details.
Good job, Blee! That took balls.
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Three Cheers ! We have a winner in the Gub! Contest.
The winner will soon be notified via electronic means.
Actually, I've changed my mind.
Leave a comment and ask about it. I'll let you know if you won.

This should give me a little more 'stalling time' while I finish the prize.
Thanks to all...three...of our entrants for taking the time to participate - a stern admonishment to 'Abby' for thinking she could simply call me and request to be the winner without so much as venturing a Gub guess.
Hmph.
Such gall.
Would that the world were so easy, 'Abby'!

Anyway, Gub! is from the Gregory comic by Mark Hempel
It used to have a different meaning, but these days it's a good word.


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A Special Huzzah for Sir Alexander Fleming for doing the best mouldy canteloupe research ever ; setting in motion the events that would eventually lead to my current supply of Cephlax, which I hope will soon clear my sinus infection.

You'd think that Sir Alexander would have named his discovery flemicillin but he didn't.
What was he thinking of?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the Kudos Alan. However, we won't know if it's successful until I JACK OFF TWICE!! and send it for testing.

Here's to Blue Balls!!

Allan said...

Shut up and play drums.j

Amy said...

good luck with the whole jacking off thing blee...

and pft... to abby... i think she is a bitch

Allan said...

Well, I'm kinda fond of her nonetheless. I think you're jealous!
And please, don't encourage the drummer.

Barb said...

damn.

Allan said...

darn.