I'm an Unrepentant Wanker

With my history I probably shouldn't make fun of other people's problems-
but I do it anyway. I sometimes laugh at people weaker than myself.
Rotten habit, really. It's an addiction, I suppose, since I really can't help it... but really-
sometimes it's just too easy .
besides-that's a joke site isn't it? please tell me it is)

Here's how I single-handedly beat my porn addiction:
tried to
-First I tried to remove all porn from the Web. I downloaded about ten million pics before I was told that downloading things from the Internet didn't actually remove them from the Web, it just creates a copy on your own computer. That you can use. Whenever you want.

-So I was forced to sift through many gigs of electronic filth , carefully "editing" each and every photograph into such forms that could no longer place me in danger of becoming "excited" and consequently abuse myself.
This was a very time-consuming task.Some photos required multiple editing sessions...

...eventually I had a hard drive full of images such as this:



The clever use of technology has rendered the demons impotent!

And I can always change it back should my wife ever leave me. I'm fairly certain that she shall, come to think of it.

*ahem*
Dude! perhaps the internet is not such a good place for you to be right now- get thee to a Church !