Nothing new ever happens. Every day is just another variation on some previous day. Good, bad or indifferent , it's all been done before. If I haven't done it already , someone else surely has. Chances are they did it better, since I suck at everything.
I let my guard down over the weekend and let myself be creative- oh boy, a couple brand-new songs! I congratulate myself for this, then I feel stupid when I realize this is important only to myself. It's not like I've never written a song before, I've got a zillion of them and they all suck.
So what? Any idiot can play electric guitar, which is why ' rock and roll' will never die. It should die. Dead people are better musicians- compare Jimi Hendrix to Lenny Kravitz or Billie Holliday to Pink. I might totally suck on guitar, but I'll never suck as much as Kravitz. Listening to Pink makes my balls shrivel up. I hate the radio. I hate MTV. Pop music fans have lower standards than a drunk tourist in a Tijuana brothel.
My vision of the Rapture would involve rounding up 95% of all popular musicians and hurling them into a live volcano . Hmm... why stop there? I like the idea of 95% of the human race vanishing, but I hate the thought that all those asswipes will get into Heaven. Or I would if I believed in that nonsense.
Who to keep around? I'd keep a couple drummers and a few cute girls who can sing- into the fire-pit with the rest of the so-called 'musicians'. I'd probably keep mostly women here with me on the material plane. No real logic to this, it's just the way my penis would like things to be.
I like the concept of hurling 5.5 billion humans to a hellish, fiery doom just so I have a better chance of getting laid.
(Does this mean I'm a bad person? Probably, but without bad we wouldn't have good, so by doing bad things I'm actually working towards good. Did I mention that I suck at everything? That goes double for philosophy.)
Even better: Global Spontaneous Human Combustion. That would liven up an otherwise dull day. Oh crap. Even extinction is old hat- we've had global die-offs since literally before time began. What a yawner. Nothing new under the sun. Fortunately , the sun can only explode once, bad news is I won't be around to see it. I never get to have any fun.
Maybe the UFO's will attack Earth this week. I wonder if I'd even notice . Or care.