Wednesday, July 21, 2004

End Times Tidbits

Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I generally consider the topic anal lube , er, personal lubricant , to be a real conversation-stopper on a first date.

The marketing geniuses at K-Y  aren't so prudish. August  7th ,2004 is National K-Y Date Night.
Really.
Say there's that special someone you haven't quite found the nerve to approach- now you have a way to "break the ice." Just find a casual way to work sex grease into the conversation, and mention  that the 7th is K-Y Jelly Night.  Mention  that you just got a free sample of their new 'warming lotion'.

Anyone who will go out with you after this spiel is a 'keeper'.

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  I am heart-broken.  Stephen Hawking was wrong about black hole theory.  He admitted he was wrong, which makes him more of a man than almost any politician ,ever.

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Here on Earth things haven't gotten any better.

Proving that they are truly the party of "values and optimism" GOP apologist Byron York points out the positive elements of torture.  I suspect he was Torquemada  in a former life.

How will he feel when the American media finally admits that the prisoner abuse scandals include sodomizing and torturing children?

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Don't even bother mentioning Africa. No one else does. Almost no one.

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While we're ignoring  things , let' s make sure we pay no attention to this potential  war. This situation could get very bad, very fast.


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