Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I generally consider the topic anal lube , er, personal lubricant , to be a real conversation-stopper on a first date.
The marketing geniuses at K-Y aren't so prudish. August 7th ,2004 is National K-Y Date Night.
Really.
Say there's that special someone you haven't quite found the nerve to approach- now you have a way to "break the ice." Just find a casual way to work sex grease into the conversation, and mention that the 7th is K-Y Jelly Night. Mention that you just got a free sample of their new 'warming lotion'.
Anyone who will go out with you after this spiel is a 'keeper'.
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I am heart-broken. Stephen Hawking was wrong about black hole theory. He admitted he was wrong, which makes him more of a man than almost any politician ,ever.
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Here on Earth things haven't gotten any better.
Proving that they are truly the party of "values and optimism" GOP apologist Byron York points out the positive elements of torture. I suspect he was Torquemada in a former life.
How will he feel when the American media finally admits that the prisoner abuse scandals include sodomizing and torturing children?
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Don't even bother mentioning Africa. No one else does. Almost no one.
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While we're ignoring things , let' s make sure we pay no attention to this potential war. This situation could get very bad, very fast.
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