I enjoy a silly web-quiz , but there's too damn many of them.
I offer an option.
I'll ask you no questions, but I'll allow you to lie.
Give me a name of a well-known dead person and I'll specify which circle of Dante's Inferno they have been consigned to. I will give you the gory details regarding their particular damnation.
Only one damnation per cursed soul, and only one cursed soul per reader.
What? You expected Purgatory?