Italics mine, the rest is verbatim:
"Blacks are gagging on the donkey but not yet ready to swallow the elephant," references to the fellating of the Democratic and Republican parties symbols respectively.
Bush,
July 23 ,2004
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Here at the Spawn of Satan convention in Boston, conservatives are deploying a series of covert signals to identify one another, much like Klansmen do. My allies are the ones wearing crosses or American flags. The people sporting shirts emblazened with the "F-word" are my opponents. Also, as always, the pretty girls and cops are on my side, most of them barely able to conceal their eye-rolling. ( That's rather poor sentence structure for a "professional" writer. It makes more sense if you consider the intended audience )
Democrats are constantly suing and slandering police as violent, fascist racists -- with the exception of Boston's police, who'll be lauded as national heroes right up until the Democrats pack up and leave town on Friday, whereupon they'll revert to their natural state of being fascist, racist pigs. (Who reverts to what? An example or two of the suits she mentions would be almost as helpful as a clear noun/verb relationship)
As for the pretty girls, I can only guess that it's because liberal boys never try to make a move on you without the UN Security Council's approval. ( There is a very dark flipside to this statement- how do conservative boys behave? ) Plus, it's no fun riding around in those dinky little hybrid cars. My pretty-girl allies stick out like a sore thumb amongst the corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie chick pie wagons they call "women" at the Democratic National Convention. (She sure hates women, corn and natural fiber).
-Ann Coulter, getting herself fired from USA Today
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