Tuesday, July 27, 2004

This Ain't Right Either

Why would anyone want to buy this item? As a memento of just how bad things can get? This thing should be run over with a bulldozer, melted into slag and converted into dum-dum bullets, which would then be used on anyone involved with this atrocity.
Well, anyone who's not already dead.

I was twelve years old and a Beatles fan when this steamy pile of cinematic droppings was foisted on the public. 

Whatever small hope of having a happy childhood I might have had died that day.

It gets worse. A re-make of the Who's Tommy is in the works, with Justin Timberlake as Tommy and Janet Jackson's brother, Michael, as Evil Uncle Ernie. Oh, yeah-Elton John does something  too.



Lyzard said...

We used to play one song on Tommy over anad over again when I was a child. I don't remember what is what called, I just know that it had the sound of a breaking mirror. We would play it repeatedly because my youngest brother (who was a bit of a klutz at 3 yrs old) would hear the sound of breaking glass and run from the room saying, "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to, I'm sorry." He would then climb in the linen closet to hide, and usually fall asleep on the shelves of blankets.

Allan said...

I remove my "Crazy Family Crown" and place it on Lyzard's head. Or jar, as the case may be.