Let's see if anything interesting is happening anywhere:
Car bombs everywhere. That's getting old fast.Let's go back to horse and buggy days. No need for an oil war if everyone rides horses. A Horse Bomb can disposed of with a shovel and used for fertilizer.
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How about that wacky Argentinian police force? Don't buy a car in Argentina. You won't own it long.
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How 'bout that Statue of Liberty? Open again. Sorta.
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Alerts everywhere! I never much liked going to D.C. much anyway. Hard to imagine the traffic being worse, but now it is. Amazing!
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Something about Kobe Bryant. Who cares?
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If you kill your wife and wind up having a naked crazy fit outside your motel, it makes you look guilty. The bloody knife he kept in his home wasn't a very good idea either. He's a bad man. I wonder if this story would have gotten any press if the victim wasn't a pretty white woman?
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Finally-a valid reason to bash the French. The French have enough troops in Chad to quickly deploy in Sudan, but they won't. There's a place that really could use regime change, and pronto. Everyone should email the White House and tell Dubya they just discovered huuugge oil reserves in Darfur. Later you can blame the CIA for this misinformation.
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