Tuesday, January 25, 2005
Q:What's Red, White & Blue and Smells Like Shit?
A:This Guy's Underwear
How many flags had to die so this rodeo-clown wannabe could ' suit up' in such a colorful and disturbed manner? Looks like at least three adults as well as several juvenile flags.
He's probably giving the Sign Girl a lecture about respecting God and Country, which is pretty damn funny coming from a guy who is a walking embodiment of Flag Desecration.
Back in the '60's and early '70's , people who wore clothing made from the US flag were called "hippies","peaceniks" and "commies" (among other things). They got beat up by 'patriotic' rednecks. Now, those same rednecks literally wrap themselves in Old Glory while they encourage their children to slash the tires of cars without prominent flag decals .
I wonder if FlagMan thinks the kids at ' raves' dress funny?