Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Q:What's Red, White & Blue and Smells Like Shit?


A:This Guy's Underwear

How many flags had to die so this rodeo-clown wannabe could ' suit up' in such a colorful and disturbed manner? Looks like at least three adults as well as several juvenile flags.
He's probably giving the Sign Girl a lecture about respecting God and Country, which is pretty damn funny coming from a guy who is a walking embodiment of Flag Desecration.

Back in the '60's and early '70's , people who wore clothing made from the US flag were called "hippies","peaceniks" and "commies" (among other things). They got beat up by 'patriotic' rednecks. Now, those same rednecks literally wrap themselves in Old Glory while they encourage their children to slash the tires of cars without prominent flag decals .

I wonder if FlagMan thinks the kids at ' raves' dress funny?


tif said...

he probably only thinks what they tell him to think

the hun said...

I luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv his fanny pack.

Allan said...

I hope Sign Girl asked him if he sews his own clothes.

Susannity! (Susanne) said...

that picture and the expressions on their faces is priceless.

MissBossyPants said...

American flag decorum precludes wearing the image of the flag as clothing, including this dork and those chicks with the Stars and Stripes bikinis. The aladems.org website has a link if anyone cares.