An Immodest Reversal

I wish I could write satire this well. What's that?
Huh?
He's what? No.
This is the funniest thing I've read since A Modest Proposal.
It has to be a joke.

Hmm. Well, the Pope is an ex-Nazi, toads are exploding and the president is making out with a man- on camera (his daughters are better-behaved!) , so I guess anything's possible.

He's serious?
Are you sure?
An African-American Republican lauding the efforts of a faith-based group to protect the rights of "microscopic-americans " by launching a program to adopt the unborn ? For real? It's pretty twisted.
Why not adopt a' fully-realized' kid instead?

The group calls itself 'Project Snowflake'. That name has an exclusionary Whites -Only ring to it.

If they are that sincere about establishing a Zygote Preservation Society they can have my next Kleenex.

Here's a cut and paste from the article:
"Overly aggressive fertility techniques are largely responsible for the crowded purgatory in which so many frozen embryos languish."

You can get paid for writing this sort of overwrought, hyperbolic nonsense? Sign me up.