Yay! The Company site (Oce Business Services; incompetent bastards through and through-avoid them if possible) told me I have Medical Insurance- which is good since they charge a fortune- so all I have to do is download a temp ID card and get myself to the pharmacy and get my Nexium and some weird anti-inflammatory I can't spell but costs the uninsured over $70 for a mere 30 pills.
Cool. I am really good at downloading stuff from the internet. I was sure I could print this card and use scissors to manually extract it from the paper. I learned how to do that in school.
I was wrong.
There's no card.
There's no insurance, even though I'm getting hits out of my salary for it.
This has been going on for 9 weeks!
My physician advised me to call Legal Aid.
Legal Aid says I make WAY too much money to qualify- this seems odd to me , since I earn exactly 50% of what I made in 1999 & 2000 and I wasn't exactly wealthy then-so they patched me to Lawyer's Referral , where I was told that there's no way in Hell I can afford their services.
$300 price of admission- everything else costs extra. Nuts!
Well, I'm going back 'on strike'. I'll just show up and surf the web all day. I'll respond to urgent document requests, but that's all I'm doing until I get my insurance. Maybe I'll get rich off internet ads.
Huh? The HTML code on my site is all screwed-up. This happened right after I posted Susanne's piece, so I thought I'd cut & pasted it improperly. Nope.
To be fair,Google was pretty quick and helpful , but 'policy' disallows specifics. Let's just say that it's possible that the web-crawling adbots found something objectionable in her post, so instead of income ads, I'll get non-paying PSA's instead.
What?
My site is full of content that I'm certain is offensive to some , if not all, persons- BUT none of that content is in her essay. What is the problem?
I promised I'd never censor anything anyone sent to me. I'm honoring that.
I also stated I'd never post porno on the web. That promise is now broken.
So now I'm spending my work hours creating porn sites. The adbots don't seem to mind placing brand name banners on them.
My new job duties?
I sit alone in an empty room and post smutty pics. Most days I hardly ever even see a human, so I guess it's only a matter of time until I start jerking off at work. (I'm kidding (I hope)- the porn is of the not-so-great variety. Frankly, it's grosser than a seafood smoothie, but my robot judges consider it to be less offensive than words .
That's what I do at work. I make porno blogs.
What a conversation stopper.
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im so offended. heres a dollar.
Make it twenty and I'll be downright disgusting.
Fifteen?
really, there's something in my post that is objectionable? bigot? that is so weird?
I think I was wrong- it seems like there's a 48-72 hour lag in what's scanned- I think. This wasn't mentioned by the tech support I got-which overall was pretty good, I must admit... sorta got a free basic HTML lesson out of it.
I used to be a sarcastic paranoiac, but so much of my tongue-in-cheek political prognostication has been transcended by reality that I fear that I really am starting to see conspiracy everywhere- not because I'm crazy, but because they do exist. Something's fishy; details are murky, however.
Sorry 'bout the alarm. It was probably something I wrote.
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