Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Freedom Fencing


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Here's a photo of brown-skinned people and barbed wire. They are in a desert.

Q: Where are they?

Could be almost anywhere.

One thing's certain- that barbed wire is of U.S. design, if not manufacture.
We
invented the stuff. We perfected it. Barbed wire has passed Jazz as America's leading cultural export.
Hooray!

Screw that hoary old " Nation of Laws " crap. That's backward.
Law.
Wal.
Let's be a Nation of Wall (Mart) s and Really Sharp Fences. To show how serious we are let's melt down the Statue of Liberty and use it to make more barbed wire.

There's a sort of precedent for this- the steel from the World Trade Center remains was sold to scrap metal vendors in China and India- chances are that some of the girders, beams and wreckage from Ground Zero were converted to barbed wire, Chinese tanks and thirty-dollar DVD players.

Just imagine what the Qin dynasty could've done if they had some good old American barbed wire:
Sure would have saved a lot of trouble. Bought a little extra time.
That's all , though. Just a little time.
This wall is still standing, but today it is useful only as a tourist attraction or subject for calendar photographs.

Here's a wall that's not around anymore:


Hmmm... maybe walls don't work so well after all.
Maybe the social, environmental and economic forces that move millions of people to act in desperation are greater than can be contained by walls and buttressed by nationalistic rhetoric.
Just. Maybe.


Let's not consider this. Let's just build more walls. It'll buy a little time.

5 comments:

Amy said...

mother do you think they'll try to break my balls... OOOOOhhhh AAAhh mother should i build a wall

Allan said...

Charlie,
Isn't that quote from
The Shell Guide to the Gaza Stip?

Cala Lily said...

Something there is that does not love a wall...

Allan said...

keeps the elves and cows out

Allan said...

Norwood,
Why do you hate America? Everybody knows America invented everything including time travel and the inflatable pizza. You should be proud.

I never said anything about the aesthetic appeal of wire made from the SoL.

German-designed wire sold to Israelis and use to build concentration camps?
Gotta love that irony- thanks for pointing it out!

Histrionics is a dictionary word.

There are 650,000 factual errors in my archives. If you find them all and leave an edifying comment on each one I will send you a zillion dollars.

Honest! Would I make shit up?