Our readers may have noticed a change in our publication's content lately. This is part of a deliberate attempt to quell raging criticism that this blog predominately supports and endorses persons and ideas of a "libberul" nature-- to date, our efforts to provide a more fair and balanced viewpoint have led us to :
- Publish an Editorial by a gun-toting Chimpanzee who claimed to be our Publisher. Even our staff of drug-addled guitarists and Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans realize that Blogger is free and has no real Publisher, but who's gonna argue with a pistol-wielding ape? Not us.
- Post nude photos of famous Democratic leaders. This is offensive and counter-productive. For instance, we already knew Joe Lieberman has no balls- but did we really need to prove it? Yuck. Please accept our apologies.
- Hire a well-known right-wing blogger to refute the "libberul" commentary. Two days later, he's advocating the invasion of Mexico and Australia. We feel that this is the sort of behavior that gives America a bad name overseas and sincerly wish that our Prez would just stop it and stop it now.
Again, we are sorry. Be assured that we are quite ashamed.
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