Rev.Ted Haggard, drug-sniffing cock-suckerDude. You bought methamphetamine from a an openly gay male prostitute in a hotel, and not only did you not have sex with the prostitute, but you didn't use the meth either.
Because it would be wrong.
He said he met with Mr. Jones and bought the drug. “I was tempted, I bought it, but I did not use it,” he said today.Dude. Who exactly are you kidding?He said he threw the drug out shortly after buying it. “I never kept it very long because it was wrong,” he said.
Asked if he engaged in sex with Mr. Jones, he said, “No I did not.” He also said he never used the drug with Mr. Jones as Mr. Jones has claimed.
You are the dumbest, lyingest, most hypocritical piece of shit since Mark Foley.
(Doesn't that seem a long time ago?)
For the record, let me point out that if you are buying methamphetamine from gay hookers in hotels, then you have already succumbed to a great many temptations.
Dude. I just saw you on TV. You are quite the flamer.
Behind that huge elastic smile, you loathe yourself.
Dude.
You have the Leaving Soon Look.
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You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck buying meth from a male prostitute and then throwing it out and settling for a massage.
heehee dan..
ahh fuck another one?..jesus, can't them fuckers ever just be happy normal human beings?what is it that draws the scum of the earth to such lofty postitions?aint i glad im a pagan...
Ummm...Did he say where he threw the meth?...just wonderin'.. ;)
i've said it before and i'll say it again. pro rasslin is the most honest thing on tv right now.
the best thing about this was the station i watched kept showing jimmy swaggard's tears after he got caught. that guy could act, but i wouldn't expect anything less from jerry lee's cousin.
meth, male prostitutes and regular meetings with the president. in my books that makes the good rev a genuine renaissance man.
hhahahhhaah!
Dan- yep, this blew that overblown Kerry krap right outta the water
Gosh, if the government had legalised RESPONSIBLE ADULT use of drugs and recognised queers as legally human beings ,the conservatives wouldn't be having so many problems...
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