St. Louis police say a woman shot her husband, who was about 70 years old, four to five times in the chest after he tried giving her a warm can of Stag beer.
Have you ever tried Stag Beer? If you have, then the above story won't surprise you. She can plead self-defense- he was trying to poison her.
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NY lawsuit claims Taco Bell served food unfit for consumption
Well, duh.
By weight, Taco Bell costs less than brand-name cat food. Think about that.
If you eat at Taco Bell you have the same reckless disregard for your own welfare as Stag Beer drinkers do for theirs.
Take it from me, I've tried them both and I'm lucky to be alive.
What's a three-letter word for ' truncated lifespan' ?
Yum.
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The motion voted on read; “That this House call on the government to introduce legislation to restore the traditional definition of blue without affecting turquoise and while respecting existing indigo.”
If you think that makes no sense, well neither did the proposed Canadian legislation. It did not pass.
15 comments:
LMAO!
"What's a three-letter word for ' truncated lifespan' ?" "YUM"
Priceless!
Very funny post!
Taco Bell or cat food? I'll go with the fancy Feast; At least I know the meat is real!
Blue??? and I thought we were screwed up here in the US
Lmao @ the cat food joke, classic...
They don't seem to have any LJ Silver's out here in the NW. I remember loving their fish when I was little and living in the midwest. Taco Bells out here though, but I either make homemade Mexican food or go to a real Mexican restaurant when I'm feeling too lazy to cook it.
Heh, isn't Stag beer what they give in tiny viles to astronauts before a mission just in case something goes horribly horribly wrong? Thought so.
Whim,
Did you see their site? Scary, huh?
Dirk,
Taco Bell uses 100% real beef, 'beef' being broadly defined as : "part of a cow or bull".
You are on the money w/ the FF choice. It's got more nutrition and fiber than any fast-food...eating 30 cans a day could get tiresome, but you will have marvelous fur.
CM- Ya gotta read the news article and see where I changed 3 words. Then it makes sense.
G- It's not a joke.
Sus- Taco Bell is Mexican food? Coulda fooled me.
Vangie-
Huh? I thought those were for spies...such a thing would be redundant during shuttle explosions...oh, I see..
...alien abductions- very good for alien abductions.
Now it makes sense.
I did see the site and I am so glad I don't eat fast food very often (once a month at most).
Note to self: have everyone refer to me as 'Vangie' at once.
OK, Everyone-all together, on three:
1,2,3 -VANGIE!
Dude deserved it.
Steve~
oh man...taco bell....i would rather eat alpo cat food..it looks better and smells better than taco bell...what is that redish yellow shit that drips off the tacos...is stag beer anything like Shiner beer here in texas? i drank some once and was so crappy i switched to water..but splashed it all over my face and arms and it keep the meskiters away...
YDG-
* big-ass grin*
Yes! It is exactly like Shiner!
If you lived in Utah, you would call it 'Buckhorn', in MD we called it 'Natty Bo', in VA it was 'Goebel's'...
keeps skeeters away, but it attracts assholes...
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