"I hate the way you do that."
"Do what?"
"Make sandwiches."
"You hate the way I make sandwiches?"
"Yes. You slice the bread before you slice the cheese."
"...I slice the bread before I slice the...what?"
"The crumbs from the bread get on the cheese. See? There's poppy seeds all over the side where you set it down."
"Oh. Here , I'll cut that part off and use it on my sandwich."
"Now it's no good."
"What's no good?"
"The cheese."
"The cheese is no good?"
"It's the wrong shape."
3 comments:
your sandwiches sound much more gourmet than the ones I make - i rarely have to slice the bread or the cheese!
who is dissing your sandwich culinarigus? <-- not a word, but couldn't resist - sounds like you REALLY know how to make a sandwich =P
That would be G's side of the family.
cur cheese is dog food.
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