This is Dave.
Dave and I and quite a few other people shared a large house for several years. We had a long -running Dungeons and Dragons campaign- Dave was our DungeonMaster, of course.
Our long-term mission was to escape from the Nine Planes of Hell... our characters were given dozens of Sisyphean quests , but something always happened and we'd wind up remaining stuck in Hell-No Exit meets Lord of the Rings via Dante- with polyhedral dice, crappy brickweed and copius malt liquor.
When we called our game quits after about three years, Dave told us that there was never any way out for our D&D characters- he'd been fucking with us for three years! Sonuvabitch!
Dave is better known as Oderus Urungus ,the lead singer for scumrock legends GWAR, so I guess he's somewhat of a celebrity- and I tend to avoid celebrity gossip, but this
is too funny not to blog about:
I heard from a mutual ex-roomie that Dave, in Oderus persona, is now writing Porn Movie Reviews for Hustler Magazine. Even if that news isn't true, it should be.
It probably is true though.
That is the perfect Dave Job.
Fuck, it's the perfect Scum Job, period.
Other than being lead singer in a rock band.
4 comments:
my son has been involved in a D & D game for what seems like an eternity.
while other kids are doing drugs and stealing car stereos, my plays D & D.
where did i go wrong?
Dave gets paid to watch porn??..Dave is my hero!
Ruby, everything I know about life I learned from D&D and , uh, well that's a bad example, but I think the game is great for kids- way better than vids and stuff, really heavy on the noggin'. Good kids!
Sling, Dave paid his rent on time and even brought home 'extra' from time to time if ya get my drift *smirk*
Great roomie!
I miss playing D&D sometimes. Those were the days... or rather very long nights.
Just wondering, how does one apply for a job reviewing porn? What exactly are the qualifications? I can't believe someone gets paid to do that.
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