Thursday, January 25, 2007

Crabs From Utah


*AHEM*
Let's be clear.

Utah has no crabs. If you have 'crabs' in Utah, what you really have are lice, which are like tiny little Mormons -they get in your hair and cause constant irritation. When I lived in Utah I had crabs and Mormons- the lice I killed with shampoo, mums the word on the Mormons.

The State Astrological Symbol of Utah is the Beehive Cluster, which is found in the constellation of Cancer, Cancer is symbolized by a crab and Mormons are a form of religous cancer...intriguing, but I don't see how it connects to bisque.


If a Virginian tries to sell you crabs from Utah, you should be suspicious of their motives and wary of their product.

3 comments:

the rube said...

the lovely mrs myshkin can be real crabby when she puts her mind to it.

whimsical brainpan said...

LMAO! I consider myself warned.

yellowdoggranny said...

i would have to be starving to death before i would try any crabs from utah...