A Message From God

VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. - In what has become an annual tradition of prognostications, religious broadcaster Pat Robertson predicted Tuesday that a terrorist attack on the United States would result in “mass killing” late in 2007.

“I’m not necessarily saying it’s going to be nuclear,” he said during his news-and-talk television show “The 700 Club” on the Christian Broadcasting Network. “The Lord didn’t say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that.”

Robertson said God told him during a recent psychotic break from reality that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.

In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America’s coastline in 2006. Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring’s heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction.

*ahem*
*AHEM*



Hello. This is God writing here. You wouldn't expect me to be guest-blogging on an atheist blog of iniquity but you folks are right about that old "mysterious ways" cliche.

You're wrong about almost everything else.

Let me be clear. I did not say any of those things to Pat Robertson. I figured it was Lucy up to her ( yes , her) usual tricks, so I asked her, but she seemed kind of depressed: " people don't seem to need any help doing terrible things anymore, they are plenty rotten without me..."

Boo fuckin' Hoo...first she wants you to destroy yourself, then she's upset when you do- my advice to you is to ignore her.

Ignore Pat too. He's crazy.
You don't need to be God to figure out that if you bomb people, bomb them again and then bomb them some more and destroy their homes...rape their chidren, steal their land, their oil, treat them like animals...that if you keep doing these things then it's just a matter of time before somebody bombs you back-and hard.

Pat also takes credit for the springtime rain and that cheeses me too...I put a lot of work into that cycle and he had no part of it.

I mean, it rains every spring. It's always flooding somewhere.
I know a little bit about Floods, so be careful what you wish for, Pat.

Here's some Prophecy: This spring it'll rain and flood.
Except for where there's drought.
Or isn't.
It's always like that, has been for a long, long time and it's got nothing to do with me...you guys are the ones messing up my handiwork- I'm refunding Damn few of your individual security deposits.

Damned few.


I gotta go now.

In case you haven't noticed , it's a big universe and your planet is not the center of it. I don't have time to talk to all of you- I have a life, you know- but I'm getting kinda miffed at the stuff you do under whatever Name you call Me , so do Me a favor, wouldja?- the next time you feel the uncontrollable urge to blow yourselves to bloody ribbons would you please leave Me out of it?