Here's my latest million-dollar scheme: Digital 'Interscents' - a programmable aerosol device attached to one's PC that emits specific fragrances upon receiving commands, i.e., you could send a squishy-lovey email that would smell like roses when opened...how charming!
Of course, like most of my good ideas it'd probably cause more trouble than it's worth.
Imagine comments and emails imploring you to "come over and take a whiff of this post" -and when you finally give in and check out the post, you are greeted with something like this:
CHECK OUT MY NEW WEBCAM!!*click*... suddenly your cubicle smells like the interior of someone else's ass.
You know it would happen.
I think the Japanese are working on this technology right now, but I might be wrong. I'm too lazy to fact-check, but it sounds like something the Japanese would develop.
What's that smell?
7 comments:
LOL! I think I'll skip that technological marvel when it comes along.
Technological advances have mixed blessings!
stickcam....works for me..
..I'm working on the "No Ass" scent blocker software as we speak..
dude. you're so not right. i think i've said that before. which is, of course, why i keep coming back.
Who cyber-farted?
erm...scuse me *blush*
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