Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Scooter's Fall Vacation

It looks as if Scooter Libby will be taking a Federal vacation, all expenses paid.
In my opinion, he's getting off easy- - he blew the cover of a secret agent who was actually trying to stop terrorists during a time of war, an act I would label as treason.

Libby's attorney had one of the weakest defense arguments heard since Nuremburg.
He blamed his client's incompetence- not his mental competence re: his ability to stand trial- he cited the fact that Libby and his bosses suck at their jobs.
"You can't expect him to be responsible for his own words and actions", explained the defense, " because he was too busy fucking up on a global scale to be bothered with details...":

"The wheels were falling off the Bush administration" in the summer of 2003,
Wells argued. How could Libby, serving Cheney as both chief of staff and
national security adviser, remember Plame's job when 100,000 U.S. troops were in
Iraq and hadn't found the weapons of mass destruction the administration had
cited to justify the war? Wells asked.
"And he still had his day job of
trying to prevent another 9/11" terrorist attack, Wells said.

He's correct in one thing- the wheels were already detaching from the Bushmobile in 2003.
Not that they were ever on very tight in the first place.

This part is a flat-out lie:

"And he still had his day job of trying to prevent another 9/11" terrorist
attack, Wells said.
If preventing another terrorist attack was actually part of Libby's job description, we'd all be blown to pieces by now-by his own lawyer's admission Scooter can't handle his job.

Who would expect the National Security advisor to know that revealing the identity of an American undercover intelligence agent was a bad idea?

Libby deserves a Gary Gilmore award.

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Meanwhile, the "war on Terra" continues to be a smashing success. BushCo has done such a wonderful job of spreading freedom that men in Pakistan and Afghanistan are afraid to shave their beards- because the Taliban might kill them or their barber for doing so.

Wait.

Wasn't "Mission Accomplished"?

If Mission was Accomplished, how come the Taliban are issuing Islamic Fashion Statements that double as death threats?



"The government is unable to protect us so we will abide by what the
Taliban tells us to do and stop shaving beards," said Niamat, a barber in Khar,
the headquarters of the Bajaur tribal agency along the Pakistan-Afghanistan
border.
And the Taliban mean business, On Sunday night, bombs destroyed two
barber shops and three others suffered partial damage after the owners refused
to follow the orders.
"I am a Muslim and I know that no one can force me to
shave or not to shave. This should be my decision," said Nasir, a regular
customer, wearing a green turtleneck sweater and jeans. "But I was threatened.
They asked if I will obey the new laws; I will obey because I am afraid."



"...I will obey because I am afraid."
Uh, that's not what 'liberated' civilians are supposed to say... weren't we supposed to have been greeted by cheering crowds?

Five years after we invaded, the Taliban are still in charge. We control an airport outside of Kabul- barely. Every day brings another step backwards.

If you are a soldier or Marine, there are worse places to be sent than Baghdad, Kabul being one.

Tehran would be another.

If you think that it sucks to be losing two wars simultaneously, consider that it could be worse.

If BushCo gets it's way, we will soon be losing three wars at the same time- bad news for everyone that isn't a war-profiteer.

On the bright side, it won't be three wars for long- history tells us that if one nation starts enough "little wars", they metastasize and become one BIG war.

On the down side, history tells us that the aggressor always loses these wars.

5 comments:

bonjourtristesse said...

Hey, Allan...you will have safe haven up here in Canada if you ever need! Apparently Scooter wrote a book back in '96. Looks like he'll have plenty of time now to write another if he feels the need. Great post, stuff gets so filtered down up here in the Great White North, and sometimes hockey takes up all the front pages! talk to ya soon. E.

CS said...

Argh. That's all I can say really, because the whole situtaion is so depressing and infuriating. That's why I often focus on my own trivial life!

whimsical brainpan said...

What I can't believe is that Scooter is doing the time (not that he doesn't deserve it) when he is really just the fall guy.
What happened was treason yet Cheney gets away with that but our counrty is willing to impeach a president over a blow-job.

yellowdoggranny said...

BUSH/CHENEY'S LITTLE BOOK OF HOW TO FUCK UP THE WORLD WITH OUT BREAKING A SWEAT AND WITHOUT LEARNING HOW TO PRONOUNCE NEUCLEAR...FUCKME..

yellowdoggranny said...

kind of a catch 22 huh?