My boss just told me to get get busy blogging.
Uh. OK...any special reason?
Yes! Because I want someone to use my line!
And that is?
"It's about time an American citizen got to ream Bush in the ass instead of the other way around!"
That got my attention. Sure enough, Bush will be sedated and anally probed tomorrow and Dick Cheney will become President of the United States for two or three hours. Comforting, eh?
If I were Bush, I'd ignore my doctor's advice and put this off until 2008. Sure, he did this in 2002 without a hitch, but the time wasn't right for a Cheney power-grab then. Cheney's power was unchecked by Congress and unquestioned by the media , he didn't need to usurp Dubya's throne- he already had control. Now, I wouldn't put it past Cheney to plan an "accident" which would simultaneously put him in the White House and solve the GOP's Bush problem.
Consider this: As it stands now, no matter who the 2008 GOP candidate is, they are going to lose and they are going to lose because of George Bush. They can only distance themselves from him but so far and still remain in the same party- and it would take something very dramatic to transform Bush into a sympathetic character.
I can think of one thing that might suffice, and if I can think of it, so can Dick Cheney. I'm not a murderer, but Cheney...well, all I'm saying is that I never thought I'd be sending warm wishes to Bush for a clean ass report and a speedy recovery from his butt probe, but I am:
Dear Mr. President,
Please, for the sake of America- don't let the docs sedate you. Stay conscious and take your anal probe like a man.
Anesthetics involve risk- and do you really trust Dick Cheney with your life?
I wouldn't.
I wouldn't trust Cheney with someone else's asshole- and you are our asshole.
-best wishes,
American Citizen
Uh. OK...any special reason?
Yes! Because I want someone to use my line!
And that is?
"It's about time an American citizen got to ream Bush in the ass instead of the other way around!"
That got my attention. Sure enough, Bush will be sedated and anally probed tomorrow and Dick Cheney will become President of the United States for two or three hours. Comforting, eh?
If I were Bush, I'd ignore my doctor's advice and put this off until 2008. Sure, he did this in 2002 without a hitch, but the time wasn't right for a Cheney power-grab then. Cheney's power was unchecked by Congress and unquestioned by the media , he didn't need to usurp Dubya's throne- he already had control. Now, I wouldn't put it past Cheney to plan an "accident" which would simultaneously put him in the White House and solve the GOP's Bush problem.
Consider this: As it stands now, no matter who the 2008 GOP candidate is, they are going to lose and they are going to lose because of George Bush. They can only distance themselves from him but so far and still remain in the same party- and it would take something very dramatic to transform Bush into a sympathetic character.
I can think of one thing that might suffice, and if I can think of it, so can Dick Cheney. I'm not a murderer, but Cheney...well, all I'm saying is that I never thought I'd be sending warm wishes to Bush for a clean ass report and a speedy recovery from his butt probe, but I am:
Dear Mr. President,
Please, for the sake of America- don't let the docs sedate you. Stay conscious and take your anal probe like a man.
Anesthetics involve risk- and do you really trust Dick Cheney with your life?
I wouldn't.
I wouldn't trust Cheney with someone else's asshole- and you are our asshole.
-best wishes,
American Citizen
6 comments:
Stay conscious and take your anal probe like a man.
I think I spewed coffee on that one. Ha!
Seriously though, besides the risk of Dick dicking him around, WE don't get anesthetic being reamed by our Executive branch (and those who are "not" part of the E.branch.) Why should he?
oooooooooooh fuck!..that's hysterical..Bolish doesnt really understand the concept of the computer..so he thinks I am over here laughing to myself about nothing.....oh fuck that is just the best thing I'm read in months and months and months...you have made my day..
heh heh... i honestly didn't realise men were sedated for that...!
i want a new doctor, i've never been sedated or even offered a cigarette after.
i hope george's doctor has the hands of a basketball player.
i don't know about the 2008, last time they convinced people bush was a war hero and kerry was a coward.
Now that's one powerful graphic!
Remember that old UNDERDOG cartoon show? Remember that character, SIMON BAR SINISTER?
Seperated at birth, I wonder?
OMG that is the funniest line EVER. Thanks A's boss!!
and the fact that your boss wanted you to blog is awesomeness in a blog!!!
So many people would be jealous...
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