Saturday, April 19, 2008
WMD- The Swiss Connection
This enlightened camel racer (above, middle), realizing that using small children as camel jockeys can be bad for the kids, has purchased a robotic camel jockey from a Swiss firm for the low price of $5,500, camel not included.
Ancient tradition meets high technology and no children are enslaved in the process.
But what would happen if the 'terra-ists' were to mount RPG's , flame-throwers, machine- guns, dirty bombs or Death-Lasers on these robots?
They'd have an instant army of camel-mounted Terminator cavalry, is what.
The solution? A pre-emptive invasion of Switzerland.
It'll be a cakewalk.