Musicians are the second dumbest group of humans on the planet. The greater mass of Stupid People are wanna -be musicians. What the hell? Why?
Musicians are stupid. Stupid and poor. They take drugs and have unsafe sex. Bad,bad musicians.
When a real Musician flushes the toilet in the back of the tour bus and sees his pee splash on highway stripes he doesn't worry about sanitation. The bus swerves and he wonders who let the drummer drive.
A hundred miles later, no accidents. Just a crap club in some pissant Carolina town. Don't ask where the loo is. It's everywhere. It all smells of piss.
It's a fucking "all-ages" show. I hate all-ages shows. The kids are all hyped on glue, freon and XTC instead of being properly drunk. I don't wanna play guitar for kids who sniff 'White-Out'.
I do it anyway. Anger is uncool. A teenager tells me anger is uncool. My guitar gets pissed, but it's not enough.
We suck. People move around. I get a pitcher of flat beer and the worst BB-Q sandwich ever.
The green Mohawk chick likes me. That's why she left without me.
I'm not very popular.