NEW YORK ,SEP. 1st- In a video-taped interview with controversial film-maker Michael Moore, vice-president Dick Cheney last night revealed that he was a "Gay-American", and that he and his wife Lynne were tired of playing the roles of mutual "beards". He then retreated to an undisclosed underground dungeon.
Bush campaign officials were slow to respond to this development, but an anonymous email to FOX News reportedly claimed that inexplicably popular talk-show host Bill O'Reilly had been tapped as the new Republican Vice-Presidential candidate. Contacted by phone, Mr. O'Reilly said," I've seen the email, this proves it", but declined to let reporters read the document in question, nor did he specify what was proven, or how.
When asked what he considered the most pressing issues during the Presidential campaign, the oft-bellicose broadcaster declared,"We've got to address the Northern Menace. I mean Canada. They have a marijuana leaf on their flag. They hate America and they make fun of me".
Told that the symbol on the Canadian flag is in fact a maple leaf, O'Reilly responded," Who told you that? Some gay Canadian reporter? This interview is over".
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