Monday, August 02, 2004

I Love Catastrophes

Looked at one of my light boxes. A Hurricane was on my light box. The last hurricane through here ruined a lot of lives, but it saved mine. I spent last year making it up to those folks. I'd like to boast about all the people I helped get their wrecked lives together, but I only did it so the over-time could fill my coffers.

I'm one of the nicest people ever born and I'm rubbing my paws together, praying for a natural disaster to destroy the East Coast.

What do mean people pray for?

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