After getting his ass handed to him on Thursday, White House resident Bush flip-flopped on his campaign schedule, cancelling a speech on medical liability ( boooring!) to instead deliver a "major speech" about terrorism and homeland security. It seems that big bad Kerry said some things during the debate that simply weren't so. Or something.
Pretty odd debate style- use the actual debate as a way of informing us ignorant Citizens that being President and fighting war and stuff was "hard work", then waiting six days to say ,"what I meant to say was..." Most people would have explained themselves during the debate itself, but you know Dubya. He works hard, and the debate was held way past his bed-time. Cut him some slack. Just because he's inarticulate, incurious, incompetent, and incapable of doing his job without kicking the global pooch, which, by the way, is "hard work", doesn't mean we shouldn't forgive forty-seven months of fucking US up.
So poor widdle Georgie gets another crack at it, this time without those pesky questions and that mean Mr. Kerry. I hope he doesn't start another war , pass a law stating that you can't vote unless you have health-insurance ,or announce some other similar pre-apocalyptic October Surprise.
Some Potential October Suprises and the odds for/against:
1-He who shall not be named ,(Osama) ,captured/killed. 3:2
2-Chechyn insurgents sell stolen soviet nukes to Osama. 1:8
a -sell to North Korea. 1:8
b-sell to Iran. 1:6
c -sell to Castro. 1:100
d-sell to some Iraqi guerilla militant group 1:4
3-Next Prez debates cancelled. 3:5
4-War declared against North Korea. 1:15
a-against Iran. 1:12
b-against Syria. 1:10
c- against France. 1:75
d-against Poverty. 1:45,000,000
I feel secure. Snug as a bug in a rug. Four more years! What could go wrong?
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