Thursday, March 03, 2005

Free Lunch

If this is the best pizza in Richmond, why are you serving it face-down on paper plates? The crust has a sooty, greasily translucent quality , laden with carbon scorch and the promise of incontinence. Don't peel the slice off of the plate-don't peek at the toppings-just roll the whole soggy mess up and throw it into the trash.

Where is the trash?

Under the sink.

No, it's not. I'm looking under the sink and there's nothing there.

It's true. There's a deep nothing under the sink. Throw the pizza into the nothing. It goes nowhere, but at least it's gone.

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