Baba Yaga's Closet

It's just a closet- a small one at that. How can it hold so many treasures?
I haven't even scratched the surface of it's seemingly infinite contents and I've already uncovered:
- four Shure SM58 microphones that I thought were long gone.
- working cables for each mic.
- $300 in a pair of old shorts. Gosh. I can use that to buy drugs. I mean fix my car. Uh huh.
- the missing bits of my Sandman & Hellblazer collections.

(pause- reading comics while sitting on the floor)

- my Alesis 3630 compressor/limiter. I can use that -today, in fact.
(got a band on-air @ 5pm)
- a Risk boardgame.
- two JBL studio reference monitors (good speakers) One is blown- I can replace that.
- Hoffa.
- a nice tie, not even wrinkled .
- a slice of petrified pizza. It didn't rot or mold-up or anything- it just acquired a stone-like quality. I thought it was a roofing shingle at first.
And no, I don't have any idea why there was pizza in my closet.
-a box of web cam crap. I think it came with a long-defunct AOL account or something. To the rubbish bin forthwith!
-my pager from the 2000 Census. I thought I threw this shoebox-sized albatross off of a bridge five years ago. How the hell did it get here?

Oh my! Look at the time! Gotta go to the station. Got a band comin' in -tune (we stream) in at 5 and check 'em out. I've never heard them, but I trust the DJ's judgment.

Ooops. This didn't post. You missed the band. They were pretty good. Sorry.

Next weekend we have a 5 piece Latin brass ensemble friday at 5pm and a rock band saturday, also at 5.