Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Your Brain is a Softball of Bullshit

YOU. YOU--- knit cap wigger. Mr. Hip-> Bring your swagger. be ready to fuck off and die. are u 4 it? Ha! You a punk. Punk. Punk-0' you'( you can't count to four without three clicks from a drum machine. )
I keep an - L-Ville slugger in my trunk. Fuck up again and I will add you to my sledgehammer cemetary. Probably have to dismember/decapitate your worthless carcass just so it'll fit. Even in death, you will annoy me. And lose the accent. I'll pick up your tomorrow at seven a.m.- you idiot!
"worm up."
Dude.
-Allan

5 comments:

Isabella said...

i can tell that this was written to a beloved friend.

Allan said...

Dude.Sorry 'bout that. I meant to say I'll pick your sorry ass up at 7:15 a.m. My bad.
Worm up!

Allan said...

Yes, it was. It was also read by a beloved stranger.

Anonymous said...

Worm up!

Herself said...

worked up