The New Job

How's the new job going, you ask.
Don't ask me. Ask the person they gave it to.

I don't understand- I've always been able to tell immediately after the interview if I've got the job or not. Almost always, that is. Guess I'll keep looking. I hate modern job -hunting. Sending an email resume reminds me of the old message -in-bottle communication technology.

Here's an idea I'm considering: Taking out an ad on some Adult sites that simply reads:
Tiny Feet/Small Dolls-Direct From Asia
2hr. video $29.95
6 hour DVD $39.95
100+ picture CD $19.95
SHIPPED IN PLAIN PACKAGE
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The actual product would consist of vids/pics of the tiny feet clipped off of various toy soldiers, small dolls, action figures etc . Just the feet, resting on a tabletop doing nothing. For hours.

What are the pervs gonna do? Sue me? What'll they tell the Judge? That they got burned because they were expecting kiddie-porn and got pictures of tiny toy feet instead? Doubt it.
I could probably even sell the names and info on the suckered scumbags to the FBI. I dislike the FBI, but I hate child-molesters a lot more.

Ok, that's a bit far-fetched and dangerous.
Speaking of the Feebs:

Wedensday we had Kent Willis, executive director of the VA. ACLU in for an interview, and he informed us that the FBI is expending considerable time and resources monitoring groups like the ACLU, GreenPeace, Planned Parenthood and Community Radio stations. How this scrutiny is protecting our freedom and making our ports and railways safer is unclear.

More stupid shit: There's a new bill in Congress that toughens the penalties for mass transit terror attacks, making the death penalty an option in such cases. The threat of execution seems a bit weak when used against suicide bombers. So NYC has started random searches of citizens carrying bags, purses, knapsacks and such . Citizens are advised to scan for such suspicious behavior as clenched fists ( may be holding a detonator) and shifty , nervous eye movement and inspection of carry-on items.
This describes an awful lot of subway travellers, mostly novices and tourists getting hit up for "charity" bracelets or keeping a fearful eye out for purse-snatchers.
Next , they'll start singling out those who seem detached and aloof, which is nearly every experienced subway traveller.
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Then there's Rove . The Supremes. The downward spiral of Iraq and Afghanistan into chaos, the blatant attempts of the Chinese to increase their stranglehold on our economy while they build up to war with Taiwan and the steadfast refusal of the Party -in-Power to do anything in America's best interest.
Anything at all.