Again With This?

Agency Girl called today. Seems the Bank called and asked for me by name. It's a different project. It has a 5-week training program, which worries me. If you added up my days attended for my entire high school career, I doubt they'd amount to 5 weeks. Still, it's good pay.
Weird. Just a few days ago Agency Girl and I were exchanging angry words- now she's offering a raise. I was trying to explain this bizarre dynamic to a friend of mine. His advice? He said I should 'date' her and get it over with. He said she probably wants to 'date' me because I ignore her and the Agency rules, never apologize for anything and generally don't seem to give a shit about anything.In other words, according to my pal, some women are strongly attracted to bad men. Maybe he's right. My friend seems like a real jerk until you know him, and every time we go out , some girl hits on him-not me- and he's uglier than I am! But he doesn't follow through, because he really does love his wife. In my eyes, that proves he's not a jerk.
Just 'date' her, he urged me.
He used a word other than 'date'.
Actually he said "hate fuck".
Don't think I haven't thought about it.

Oh well, training doesn't start until the 22nd, since they said I already knew all the stuff being covered next week. I should get my car tuned-up and go visit my Granny now that I know I can afford it.
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Oh yeah, check this: The University of Richmond radio station is jealous of us and challenged us to a kickball game. What happened to softball games? Anyway, those sheltered momma's boys are gonna lose, which means they have to sing the Tea-Pot song ("I'm a little tea-pot...") on our station.
One of our DJ's is nicknamed "ThunderFoot" and played in the Brazilian Pro Kickball League for 15 years. We will crush them!