Dare Not Speak Of Them

There's something new here- the [censored] over in the [censored]. I doubt they'll be here long. I read and signed off on the rules regarding [censored] and among the things I can't do are encourage you to [censored] or even mention[censored] at all. Were I allowed to offer an opinion, I would venture that [censored] are probably a bunch of [censored] and will leave you poorer and disappointed.
But I could be wrong.
So do what I can't do.
Go to the [censored] and [censored] and see for youself if [censored] are legit or not. Tell me about it, but be vague or [censored], [censored] and instead of blogs and emails, our communication will be via Morse* code tapped on the walls of our adjoining cells.
[censored] the [censored] over and over again. I promise that if I [censored] as a result of your [censored] all the [censored] I receive will be turned over to a worthy charity, such as myself or my creditors. (Who are [censored] for entirely different reasons than the [censored])

In an effort to better understand the machinations of [censored], I am writing the following sentences and tracking how it changes [censored] :

Dick Cheney bought some flowers on-line , but they wilted in his presence. The wilting reminded him of George W. Bush's erectile dysfunction and intellectual impotence. He decided he needed to purchase a much larger firearm, along with some herbal alternatives to Viagra. He went on-line to look for homeopathic prosthetic devices, but got distracted by learning that he could earn $1500 a week by staying home and answering surveys about free internet services.
"My buddy Harry could probably use a few on-line get-well cards", mused the ever-thoughtful Veep. Maybe some all-natural nutritional supplements to help him lose weight-18 grams of birdshot. Does lead poisoning burn fat?
"Perhaps I could use the internet to auction my private collection of WWII Nazi memorabilia and earn as much as $50,000 in my spare time", he whispered in a prayer to Satan.

Jesus Christ our Savior was illegally wiretapping Dick Cheney's infernal plea. Jesus Christ our Savior was by nature a gentle, kind and forgiving soul. He believed in educating the poor, providing affordable health care and discount insurance rates to the sick and turning water into a profitable work at home business venture.

However, even He could only put up with so much before being forced to reach for the prescription medicine He purchased from a Canadian on-line pharmacy. Lowest rates!

He paused. He took a quick on-line survey. He saw that it was not good. Jesus Christ our Savior then performed His first Miracle in 2000+ years. Afterwards, He forgave Himself.

Meanwhile down on Earth, the coroner was unable to explain how lead pellets from one man's heart had managed to materialize inside the man who put them there.

"This job is too hard," thought the Medical Professional. "I will stay home and be my own boss. I will make $200 an hour treating erectile dysfunction with free internet pornography."