I suppose I should've mentioned the Iraq Study Group report before today, but why hurry?
It took Bush four years just to spend five minutes ignoring the fact that he's ignoring the facts, so I let it slide a few days...it's not exactly a shocker anyway, the Report, it's really just a completely useless and expensive way of explaining how completely useless and expensive the Iraq War is.
Basically it says: "None of this is likely to work, it's hopeless , but we have to try something"...
The most viable idea is to wait for Superman to spin the world backwards so fast that time reverses to 2000 or earlier; after which Supes switches to his Clark Kent identity; then he and his girlfriend, ace investigative reporter Lois Lane, can write a front page story for the Daily Planet exposing the PNAC and it's pre-9/11 plans for an American Empire, thus causing BushCo to actually lose the election that he actually did lose .
In Bizarro World we'd have peace and prosperity.
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It amazes me how much money we spend on reports that state the obvious. I don't know why, I should be used to it by now.
Why don't you think Superman would've dated Judith Miller? Is it because one is a registered trademark of DC Comics, and the other is a disingenuous prima donna?
I wish I could sell my consulting services for such reports. That report is going to cost you $20M if you use that congressional group and consulting firm, whereas you can have me do the report for a mere few million. I'll even throw in a purdy animated powerpoint presentation for hours of meeting fun.
LA- Because Superman fights for Truth, Justice and the American Way and JM does not.
Sus- So true. Too bad about the closed bidding...
they can do reports till they come out their ass..he isn't going to stop until someone puts a brick to his head...
now superman has switched to blackmail... and possibly other criminal activities- wouldn't he decide to help bush if he could?
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