Friday, January 26, 2007

Can I Go Home Early Now?

"Dude. What are you doing?"

"This belt is too big for me- I'm punching a new hole in it."

"With scissors?"

"Well, yeah, there's nothing else...YEAAARGGGHHHH!"

"Dude. Maybe you should have taken the belt off first."

7 comments:

whimsical brainpan said...

I'd ask if this was a true story but I know that there are people stupid enough to do that.

polona said...

awww... whether true or not, it's hilarious!

Amy said...

hope he wasn't a free bleeder

Allan said...

Every story is true and nobody bleeds for free.

Amy said...

hahahahahahahahahaha.....

yellowdoggranny said...

geez, makes me feel better about the time i stapled my hand to a piece of paper..

apositivepessimist said...

*cackle* makes me feel better about the time I poked myself in mah eye with a paperclip.