Dental Damn

Ha ha ha... a special thanks to my long-time friend in SC who left a comment and link on my last post- I took care not to mention the Dentist by name, not wanting to besubject to libel or whatnot, but it seems like I don't have to worry- the exploits of "Dr." Michael McQuack , D.D.S. have -just this morning in fact- been made public. What a coincidence!

This article barely scratches the surface of what a horrible human- much less a dentist- McQuack is:

He was suspended in August 1999, with the board charging multiple
infractions dating back to 1995. The charges say that McQuade:

■ Used the same gloves on multiple patients.
■ Drank alcohol during
office hours.
■ Used “abusive, vulgar and degrading language to and in front
of patients.”
■ Took naps during the day and had employees wake him for
appointments.
■ Treated patients while wearing socks, no shoes.
■ Allowed
dogs to urinate and defecate in the patient care area.

Also, in 1999, McQuade told an investigator with the Department of Health
Professions that he used nitrous oxide recreationally, twice a week, and that he
occasionally smoked marijuana.

By "occasionally smokes" he meant 24/7.


Hahahahahaha!

I'd laugh louder, but he's still practicing dentistry. Amazing.

Correction: The characters in this blog are entirely fictional and none of this stuff ever happened. If there's a dentist of the same or similar name, it's coincidence.