SPACE DRUNKS IN DANGEROUS DATING TRIANGLE
Whoa...has Blooger updated their search engines or something?
Has anyone else had a huge upsurge of search engine traffic from people typing in really weird shit?
Not all of it's bad, just weird...
Since 2007 my blog has been visited by people looking for:
"amazing grace" ford. Am I the only one who noticed the piper botched "Amazing Grace?"
EDIT: Since posting, my meter has gone nuts with variations on "Ford Bagpiper " , so I'm guessing I wasn't the only one who noticed...but no comments on it. Geez, maybe it was inspired musical improvisation and my lowbrow mind couldn't grasp the true sublimity of the moment.
"living near a hospital is bad" According to Google I am the only result for this exact phrase, so I guess I'm an expert now. Another reason not to trust the Intertube.
"dating a drunk" This field is more crowded , but I'm still #1. I get a lot of hits on this theme, for obvious reasons. Sometimes I even get emails, in a good way.
consensual necrophilia Uh, ok...I'm #9 for this search but I'm not sure that's so good...
grab the radiator and pull down your panties I'm #7 on this search. My only problem with that is I'm not #1.
Not that I'd blog about it.
amazing coincidence 20$ This was from Canada. I'm already a celebrity in Canada, being #4 on this crowded list just ices my Canadian Fame Cake.
"how to pull cable" Unlike consensual necrophilia, I have actually pulled cable.
A lot of cable... And it's not a euphemism, it's pulling cable and I'm #7.
Eleni wet spot I'd actually like to meet the person who is #1 on this search. I'm #5.
schematic on construction butterfly knife- To my old pals at the Company- relax. It's an amazing coincidence (see above) that I'm #4, is all.
Ok, I'm bored now.
12 comments:
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Never mind the others I want to know just how you got on the list for consensual necrophilia.
Oh this is just too funny!
click and see...I didn't know I was a pornographer, but I am...er, um I mean 'eroticist' or sumthin'...
lol some of those queries i don't even understand!
Heh...“Keep passing the open windows”...that’s new. I like it.
I think I will have to click on some of these. Reckon you could guess which ones.
now, that's funny! bwahahahahahaha
A+, actually, I think some of those searches were yours...you know the ones.
C- It really is, iddinit?
wow, you're more popular than a ham at a bar mitzvah.
heh.shh.you nawty man.
i've had some seriously freaky searches myself... at one stage i was #1 for "parenting hell", but thats no longer true- at least not on google. i'm gonna go check what else is new while i'm thinking about it!
LOL! I had the top spot for "gay toolkit" for a brief period. "White cotton panties" get a lot of hits (hm, need to slip them in again soon to increase my PR?) The use of my screen name combined with numerous acts that are illegal in forty-nine states continues to amuse on a daily babis.
that tops all my searches..they are for granny sex.fucking granny..old granny sex..any form of the word fuck and sex and granny i will be the first 4-5 ...i get hit for dr.pepper searches too...
Ruby - That's more popular than I am
Angel- Yikes. That's a big #1, lotsa competition!
Skeet- I had to goole that- learn something every day- thought I knew all the smut terms...wrong.
YDG- Must be nice to be so wanted...
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