Riiiiing!

"Oh!"

"Oh!"

"Oh...wow. What...is...this...thing?"

"Don't stop!"

"But...there's a giant TV screen on the wall above your bed. It wasn't there a second ago."

"Goddammit, don't stop...are you high?"

"No, I'm not. This thing is huge."

"Don't stop- and don't flatter yourself. Mostly,don't stop... hey!"

"There's some sort of counter or timer on it...it says 'K' and there's a lot of numbers after...what does 'K' mean?"

"Hey! Are you paying attention to me?"

"Yes."

"Mmmmm."
"Mmmmmm."

"Wow...the numbers changed..."

"Mmmmm."
"Mmmmm."

"I think it's counting how many times we kiss and timing each one."

"Stop talking about that thing...are you paying attention to me?"

"No...I mean yes! But look at this thing up here..."

"How? I can't see it from here...dammit, do you want me to get up?"

"No! But..now..there's a red bar across the bottom off the screen...it gets bigger when I piss you off."

"Goddamn you...wait...I can see the glow now. Where is that light coming fro... oh!"

"Oh!"

"Oh!...you are paying attention."

"Wow...there's a pie chart above the red bar now...the pie is sliced into shades of green...here...oh...see, it changes whenever you do...oh! Oh!"

"Oh!"

"Oh no."

"Don't stop!"

"No, really. I think I'm dreaming."

"Oh, yes!"

"No, seriously. This isn't happening, it's really a dream, poof, I wake up and this is gone...that sort of thing. There's even a timer that looks like my alarm clock on this weird screen TV .
I think it's getting ready to ring."

"Stop talking and hurry up then!"

RIIIING!