Bummer. I was all poised to conquer the world, despite having what I thought was just a minor head cold...until I tried to blow my nose and it felt like my ears had ruptured. Ka-boom!
I couldn't help but scream in pain and surprise, which drew some unwanted attention at work...so I went to the doc and he gave me a couple of shots in the ass and a pair of prescriptions and told me to go to sleep- but the pills that are supposed to unclog my listening tubes are making me bounce off the walls and feel all conversational-like; judging from a few recent exchanges, I'm pretty sure that my talk-bone is experiencing major server issues when trying to connect with my brainbox, so maybe I'd better stay away from microphonics for the nonce.
Come to think of it, maybe the keyboard isn't such a good idea either.