Troubleshoot Me In The Head

Vista 64-Bit sure is an interesting OS. I  can have  numerous  Office 2007 applications open, read email, surf the net, play music and talk on Skype simultaneously - but I can't cut and paste text from Notepad  without causing my motherboard to have a grande mal seizure and shut down completely.

Don't get me wrong- I love my new PC, it was dirt-cheap and it is quite powerful- but it is hard to love it if it won't boot, which is what happened to me today...my PC would power-up , but Vista wouldn't load.

So I went into my BIOS settings and found that my PC was trying to boot from my A: drive (floppy)- which would be fine, except that my PC doesn't even  have an A:drive. Who uses 3.5" floppy discs anymore?

In 'My Computer' there is an icon for an A:Drive, but it doesn't physically exist and clicking on that icon...well, it's a bad thing.

Anyway, I told the motherboard to use the DVD drive, then I turned it off and waited a few anxious minutes...

Yes! It worked.
Repeat.
Worked again. Good. So far , the only data I seem to have lost is what I had open at the time- a Notepad text file and an audio file of the jackhammers that woke me up in the morning.

I was going to post a dozen or so palliative tips for Vista sufferers, but now I have a feeling that one of my 'improvements' may have inadvertently changed my system's device boot order- and I wouldn't recommend  mucking about in your system BIOS unless you know what you are doing...and the really fun thing is, each motherboard model has a slightly different BIOS environment...I enter mine by pounding the  'delete' key immediately after powering up, but for some systems it's F11...or F5...no uniformity.

Hmmm...I uploaded a picture an hour or so earlier (above) and now I cannot upload any more pics...I get a 'failed' message. Is this a Blogger problem, an issue with my PC and/or connectivity or does the Interweb just hate my pictures?

So...I'm going to post this, along with the playlists from my last two radio shows, and then I am going to check as many settings as I can find, reboot and try again.

See ya in a few years.

[Edit: I can upload pics to Facebook, so I think it's a Blogger problem. First time for everything, eh?]

[Special OCD edit: It works now.]

Above: Home recording in progress. The PC is working again, it is time to play.

THE NEW BREAKFAST SNOB:  NOV.14, 2009


Adriana-- Garden of Sin
Norine Braun- Evolution of The Blood Star
Cursive- I Couldn't Love You Anymore
Peter Bayreuther- Sister Harmony

XTC- Smartest Monkey
T.Rex- Chrome Sitar
Kalliopi- Yoo Hoo
Carrie Rodriguez- Dirty Leather
Cary Grace- Undertow
Damien Dempsey- Your Pretty Smile
Area 27- Wild Card
Rodriguez- Crucify Your Mind
Crazy Aunt Mary- Indian Hills

special guest DJ spot by my friend Kevin :

Caribou-Melody Day
Super Furry Animals-ymaelodi a'r ymylon
Circle-Berserk
Can-One More Night
Radiohead-Meeting in the Aisle
Stardeath and White Dwarfs-The Birth/Those Who Are From the Sun Return to the Sun
Brant Bjork-Electric Lalli Land
Jeff Beck-Loose Cannon
Zen Guerilla-Pins and Needles
Swell-oh My My
Jethro Tull-Wond'ring Aloud
Macha-The Buddah Nature
Warren Zevon-The Overdraft

THE NEW BREAKFAST SNOB, NOV. 7th 2009


Garbage-Can't Cry These Tears
Kaiser Cartel-Okay
The Duhks-95 South
Zerfas-You'll Never Win
Jennings-Doorway
The Frames-Lay Me Down
The Pretty Things-She's A Lover
The Band-Don't Do It
Clannad-In Fortune's Hands
Beauregard Ajax-Take You Far Away
Ross Phazor-You'll Never Change
Skywhale-Boggies
Cat Dail- Think of a Story
Richard Thompson-Never Give It Up
Cary Grace-Vanishing (Single)
Tadpoles-Sunrise Ocean Bender
Kinski-All Your Kids Have Turned to Static
Swell-Sunshine Everyday
Monacy-Orbit
Stefanie Seskin- Nasty

Chris Huff- For The Trees
Anouschka- Good Girl Gone Bad

Goldfrapp- Utopia
Jim Protector- The Distance
Joan as Policewoman- Holiday

Don't Try This At Home (or Anywhere)

It's good to take a few precautions before working on an electronic device:

1) Take all the screws out of the chassis and throw them into the trash since you are going to drop them on the floor and lose the tiny little fuckers anyway. Might as well take out the trash while you're at it. Check the litter-boxes too.

2) Check inside the device for capacitors. Depending on the gear, a capacitor can hold a dangerous, even fatal, electrical charge. If you don't know how to identify a capacitor, go fetch the screws out of the trash and put whatever you are working on back together before you hurt yourself.

3) Is it plugged in? Working on live electronics can be extremely hazardous. On the other hand, I like to see the moving parts in action and monitor the changes I make in 'real-time', so I usually make sure whatever I'm futzing around with is plugged in. This is severely un-recommended.

I recently acquired an old DVD player that no longer has a remote control; it is impossible to navigate a DVD menu to watch a movie, but it works fine for music CDs, so I hooked it to my stereo. After a day or two, the drawer stopped opening on command, so I took it apart to check it out.

Notice that there is a warning on the inside about the laser radiation hazard. I peeked underneath the little hood-thing and saw a bright red laser- if I had unplugged the device as recommended, I never would have been able to see where the laser was. Stupid warning label.


I also found the problem. That little green tab in the upper middle needs to be depressed in order for the door to unlatch. The motor that does that seems to be broken. After some experimenting, I found that having a disc in the player provided sufficient weight to 'push' the green lever. With a disc in the player, it opens and closes as normal. If the tray is empty,you need to take the thing apart and manually press the button.

Solution: Always leave a disc in the tray as a placeholder.


Come to think of it, the person who gave me the player found a DVD inside of it when it was given to them. Perhaps the previous owner had figured out the 'placeholder' trick.

The new job is off to a rolling start. Our office is located in a renovated old Public School that is smack-dab inside a notorious crack 'hood. I could look out the window and see deals going down on the far end of the street, but I didn't want to tell my boss that I can spot a drug deal from 100 yards away, I need a better approach...anyway, the building is difficult to get to from any major highway, it's in a bad 'hood, it has no real loading entrance, no real freight elevator, two flights of steep stairs and it has 20' auditorium ceilings that will probably make heating a real issue- it was freezing today, but I get to work at home because we don't have PCs at the office yet.

If I were assigned to scout the entire City and choose the least-practical space available, I would have chosen our new home...the city is full of empty, modern office space and we have a halfway-renovated antique in the middle of Crack Alley. And so it goes.

For the moment ,we don't have any furniture at all, just a folding card table and four chairs that belong to one of the staff.

We have 25+ people in the field, they send me their email reports and I sort them into Excel sheets and Word docs and re-distribute them...I get to listen to music and stuff, I'm at home after all- but it's still pretty intensive...I'm earning my hours. It's going to be a hard job, but I like the people I work with and this is my third go at it, (1990,2000,2010) so I feel confident that we'll do well.

Tomorrow I will be recording the Gamelan orchestra I mentioned a while back, and on Friday night I have VIP passes to see the band Southern Culture On The Skids (below). .
I used to play in a band with Mary, the bassist (she is not the same Mary who attacked me with a wolf) and it'll be great to see her again...ten or fifteen years have passed since we have seen each other. We used to do some serious graveyard drinking together! Ha!

My buddy DJ Will and I will be interviewing the band backstage. It should be a blast. I hope to get some cool pics and stuff...until then, stay warm!