Stay the Curse

If I suddenly recovered the entire Library of Alexandria, combined it with the contents of the Library of Congress,and just for kicks, tossed in every published word-(every single damn word,including every single line of internet text)- and printed it all out -only to spend the next million years or so shredding documents into the Grand Canyon- I could be certain of three things:

1)I'd be immortal

2) I'd be insane,

3)If I reached into this land-fill of wasted words and pulled out any two scraps of text ,the words "Lying" or/or "Bush Administration" would be on one or both of them .