Friday, July 23, 2004

End Times Tidbits #2

 In Florida, if you have been mistakenly denied the right to vote, all you need to do is fill out a form to get re-instated.  Oh.  Jeb Bush just eliminated that form, but not to worry-it's a new, streamlined electronic process.  Good luck wading through that red tape before Nov.2.   

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 Why do we need to kill more whales?  For the ambergris?  Who would've  thought that the undigested beaks of giant squid would be so valuable?

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 Iraq is free and America is safer. Bush flip -flops again. 

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 I dream about these things.


1 comment:

Uyanga said...

What could be more simple 'n' carefree than waiting all night at the library for your 15-minute turn to use a computer to fill out an electronic form to apply for your civil rights?