This is not a recipe, it's a game. Remember playing "Chicken"? The fun car game where you and your opponent drive as fast as possible towards each other, and the first one to swerve is "chicken" and loses? If you've ever played this game I hope you've lost your driver's permit forever. I do not want to share the road with you.
Here's a version you can play at home. You need :
Place the lightbulb in the microwave. Place idiots in front of oven, staring inside.
Turn power to High and hit 99:99 on the timer. Start!
Watch all the colors and sparks fly. Smell the weird ozoney-burning smell. Wonder what'll happen next.
The first idiot to hit the Stop button loses. Chicken!
Disclaimer: this might be dangerous.If someone gets hurt, it's not my fault.