What You'll Get

If you answer one of those money-making scheme adverts, you'll likely pay over 40 bucks to have someone suggest to you that you create a huge number of websites and use words like :

Intra day trading

Day trading strategies

Short swing trading

And then you'll be instructed to add links to shopping , gambling or porno sites.

Perhaps they'll sell you software that generates 'keyword-based' gibberish text that reads like this:

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I guess the idea is to generate Google Ads that produce high revenue items and traffic. Duh.

Why pay for that? Just find another site where some dumbass bought into the scam and copy text from their site. Then add your own links and ads. (I actually enjoyed reading some ofthe stream-of -artificial-consciousness robot 'poetry', but I'm weird about words.)

Or make up your own text about expensive things rich people might shop for.

For instance, you may wish to take your all-natural chocolate lobster on a luxury cruise or Hawaiian vacation. Chocolate Maui lobsters love luxury cars, jewelry and exclusive golf courses. Who wouldn't love a chocolate lobster vacation? A jeweler?

If you think I'm kidding , check out some posts from my blog. That's how I figured out what these hucksters were trying to peddle.

Here's a funny lobster post w/ads that bring cash. Post it on your site if you want, but please link it back to me. It's an honor system for thieves.

Use brand names. Coca-cola. Pepsi. Use them again. Coca-cola. Pepsi. Throw in some verbs-and politics if the news is bad-and it always is- profanity is OK. Get some bumpersticker ads and hope for the best. After a few months you'll still need that second job, but at least you'll have timely ads.

The increasingly oligarchical Red State Elite are busily grabbing billions using really big scams. What hope is there for the little guy? I make more money in one day on-line than I earn annually on my savings account, sadly, both sums are less than one dollar.
Combined.
If it wasn't for Bush's franchise-style government, I'd still have a decent job and wouldn't be forced to seek out internet income and sift through all these scams. Any scheme I might employ would pale in comparision to the five -year feeding frenzy of President Motherfuck and his robber-baron cronies. I warned you. Lots of smarter people than myself did. Henry Wallace and Dwight D. Eisenhower saw it coming before I was born.

I suppose I'm shooting my own foot by telling you all this -FREE- but I'm not above charity. Could ya spare a farthing?