Let me emphasize the point I made in the preceding post.
This is the kind of question women call me with and expect me to answer:
"What exactly is the role of Alka-Seltzer in the sexual act?"
It's mentioned in a magazine called Redbook, which I thought was some sort of Maoist propaganda rag but is actually a soft-core porn mag for chicks.
I thought about this for a minute - I think I know what it's not used for, I ventured.
I was wrong.
The thing is they come in a package that looks like a condom...so yeah...I guess. Maybe.
Remember the baking soda volcano experiment in grade school? That's sorta what I'm imagining.
Not so great of a visual, really.
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lol what will peeps think of next?!
back from a few weeks in sunny CA. =)
Yay! Hope it was a good vacation!
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oh what a relief it is
Gosh ,that's really gross. Obviously you are a sinner in dire need of Redemption.
Instead of seltzer tablets use Communion wafers- it's how angels get their wings.
Hey! My secret word is WIKIKID. That is cool.
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