Scams, Recycled Porn and Infinite Monkeys :BIG FAT UPDATE

The following is from the blog Day Trading Forum:

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The original (which had a link or two in it) can be found at wheredaytraderblogspot. com
I'm not playing into the scam by adding an actual link.

Don't visit it unless you've never seen a blog like it before. The first time I saw one of these gibberish blogs I was convinced that I'd stumbled upon the blog of a mad genius- I don't know what "sempiternous freedom" is, but it's a snazzy phrase, enough to catch my browsing eye.

The entire blog is is composed of nonsense prose with the hyperlinked phrase 'day trader forum' liberally sprinkled throughout.

The 'author' seems to have a rudimentary (or perhaps transcendental) knowledge of English syntax, but the context seems random, surreal, bizarre...like something a twinked-up 'madlibs'
program might generate.

Perhaps it's a product of applied Infinite Monkey Theory.

If you hit 'nextblog' enough times (two or three) you will find blogs of nonsense verse just like this, and they will be rife with hyperlinks. I believe that these spurious blogs are part of the vast pay-per-click conspiracy and should be shunned, if not banned.

However, I think the gibberish fake blogs (flogs?) are probably an integral part of Google's adsense program and are therefore unlikely to be banned...but who's behind all the pin-up girlie blogs? I keep getting the same Bikini Blogs over and over again- irritating is what it is, since I already have better bookmarks than this recycled crap...I was actually looking for new blogs to read and all I got were 1996 swimsuit models.
Time and place, time and place...

SWIRLED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT

...which reminds me- have you ever heard someone off-handedly dismiss porn with a statement along the lines of: " eh, porn, whatever...what's the big thrill? Most people aren't that attractive when they're fucking anyway..."

Isn't saying that the same as saying that you've seen a lot of people fucking?

Where did you see that?

Next blog.


UPDATE (courtesy of my friend Beth):

The mad genuis word pairings are actually a result of mixing up words from works of literature found on line in an attempt to gain entry past spam filters. It's called "Markov Chaining". Here is a link to an NPR story about it: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5624749

The first one of those emails I got I thought it was an eerie message from beyond.
-Beth

So it is a twinked MadLibs program!
Amusing trivia: "Markoff Cheney" is the name of a
charcter (and personal role model)from the Illumninatus! trilogy. I actually mentioned him by name in this post.
Crazy, huh?