Shameless Plugs

"We are quite different, yet I am drawn to you. I am powerless over this feeling."

"I know. It feels as if we were somehow made for each other."




"You are so beautiful...being with you turns me on."

Oh, just shut up, already.




"I have an idea."

"You talk too much."






Oh. Oh. Oh.




"Mmmmm...I could get used to that."

"Wow. You remind me of my ex-boyfriend. He really changed after we got married, though."





" Oh...Gosh! It's almost one o'clock! I need to leave."

"Call me."





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The New Breakfast Snob, Saturday May 17th

Every Saturday at 1pm EST...man, I went from the worst time spot to the best one...cool.
My thanks to everyone involved!



Dread Zeppelin- The Immigrant Song
What the world really needs is a reggae- styled Led Zeppelin tribute band with an Elvis impersonator as the lead singer. They broke up, I think...'tis pity.

Al Stewart- On The Border
It has been many years since I have seen Casablanca. I'd like to watch it sober.

Badfinger- Come and Get It

Peter Tosh - No Sympathy

Jonathan Coulton- Skullcrusher Mountain

I met Mr. Coulton via my imaginary friend , John Hodgman. Jonathon writes the best Dungeons and Dragons lovesongs , ever. You can listen here- for free!

Ken Nordine- Flesh
I love this bizarrely enlightened poem. It's from a REsearch CD that a DJ pal gave me.

Flogging Molly - Cry of the Celtic

The Proclaimers- Irish Girls Are Pretty
Yes, they are. That's why there are so many great songs about them.

Damien Dempsey- Your Pretty Smile
Irish girls are pretty.

Ringo Starr- No No No Song

A ten-pound bag of cocaine? Those were the days.
Don't do drugs.

Sweet- Love Is Like Oxygen

Alan Parsons- I Wouldn't Want To Be Like You
You are drunk. That's sad.

Bruce Cockburn- Lovers in Dangerous Times
Got to kick at the darkness until it bleeds daylight

Amen to that.

10 CC- Art for Art's Sake
In the kitchen, in the hall...against every wall...
...money for God's sake...

Big Mountain/UB40- Baby I Love Your Way
This started with Humble Pie?

The Beatles- Abbey Road Medley( You Never Give Me Your Money...She Came In Through The Bathroom Window)
This, to me, is some of the best Beatles, ever. It's just a string of unfinished song bits worked into a ten-minute jam session...brilliant, really.

Butthole Surfers- Pepper

I can taste you on my lips
And smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary
And softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look
Through other people's eyes

Nina Hagen- Smack Jack

This is one of the best anti-heroin songs of all time...man, her voice is twisted and brilliant. Too bad she found Jesus...no more Nunsexmonkrock from the Eastern Bloc.

The Kinks- Rock and Roll Fantasy
I am a background character in this song- it's written by Ray Davies to his brother and band-mate, Dave.

Sugarcubes- Sick For Toys
Solar power is the wave of the future, baby!

Montrose- Space Station # 5
This bangs my head.

T. Rex- 20th Century Boy
I need to get a bicycle helmet.

Frank Zappa- Dirty Love
Like a dragon in your dreams

Hot Tuna -Serpent of Dreams
The serpent of your expectations sleeps a nervous dream

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My next trick: Removing the dust bunny from this live socket using a pair of metal tweezers.